Sometimes, when see an opportunity we took advantage of it, only to find out that it’ll only worsen the situation. Just like this man who thought he’s already lucky but regrets it in the end. Read the following story below.
One day, a man was walking along the bridge when he noticed a beautiful woman standing on the ledge. She looked like she was about to jump, so the man decided to stop her.
“Stop! Don’t do it!” the man shouted.
Fortunately, the woman listened and stepped down from the ledge to talk to the man.
The man asked, “What’s wrong? Why are you trying to kill yourself?”
The woman broke into tears then replied, “My boyfriend left me and ran off with another woman. That’s why I want to die!”
The man then tried comforting her and said: “Listen, I get that it hurts so much. I’m going through a painful breakup myself. But jumping off the bridge never crossed my mind.”
“Well,” the woman said, “What do you suggest we do then?”
Dirty thoughts started flooding the man’s mind. He knew the woman is in a vulnerable state and decided to take advantage her. He replied:
“You know what, we can get revenge on both of them for leaving us…” and trailed off with a knowing smile.
“What do you mean? How can we get revenge?”
The man winked at her and took her hand, “I think you know what I mean.” And then he gave her a sly wink, to which she responded with a smile.
The two then went off to a nearby motel and things got pretty heated right away.
At the end of their first round, the man lit up a cigarette and started smoking in bed.
“Hey,” the woman said, “how about let’s take revenge on them again.”
The man happily agreed, and so they went at it again.
After a tiring second round, the man sat up and lit up another cigarette. Halfway through, the woman seductively whispered, “Let’s take revenge again.”
Not wanting to disappoint, the man agreed again.
After an exhausting third round, the man lit up yet another cigarette. But before he could take the first puff, the woman said, “Let’s take revenge again.”
With all the strength he could muster, the man agreed and they went at it again.
After this fourth round, the man couldn’t even sit up anymore, so he reached for his pack of cigarettes. Before he could even pull a cigarette out, the woman took his hand and said, “Let’s take revenge again.”
The man exclaimed, “FOR F#@K’S Sake! LET’S JUST FORGIVE THEM ALREADY!!!”
Via: Elite Readers